Every feeling of hesitancy and doubt that I had when leaving Buenos Aires left as I stepped foot into Hostel del Carmen in Panama City. I went around back to find Nick and Jon sitting in hammocks and already a six pack of beer ahead of me. I’ve rightfully been dubbed “Mama Hen” trying to keep the boys out of trouble. And this is what traveling with boys is like…like trying to keep a dog in a bathtub. At times it’s difficult, guaranteed to be full of beer, booze, “Your Mom” jokes (and the occasional “Your Dad” joke), making wizard sticks, the constant quest for food, farting (which they still play the same safety/doorknob game as my younger brothers), and of course more beer. But most importantly traveling with the boys is a great time.
Six pack in hand...
The first day we went to the Panama Canal, a true modern marvel. We spent the rest of the day exploring the town and ate at the restaurant above the local fish market, which reeked of fish even though it was Sunday and there were no vendors. As we were exploring Casco Viejo, the historical district, an old man stepped out of his door and began singing to us. How my life led me to be standing in an alleyway in Panama with an old toothless man serenading me to the sounds of Frank Sinatra I’m not quite sure, but no complaints.
Casco Viejo
The next morning we headed to David, which is a jump of point more than anything else. When we realized there wasn’t much to do, we put Jon’s duck tape to use and played wizard sticks, a game my boyfriend taught me. Basically you duck tape your new beer onto your empty can until they began to stack taller and taller into a wizard staff. The notoriously quiet Purple House didn’t quite know what to do when Jon broke a chair as he was trying to drink his 24th beer around 11:30. The expat owner, Andrea, didn’t think we’d have it in us to hike the next day, but we were up bright and early at 6:30 the following morning.
Wizard Sticks
We took a bus up to Cerro Punta to hike the Sendero los Quetzales trail to Boquete. The trail itself is only 8 km, but it’s another 8 km to the trail head from Cerro Punta plus another 7 from the trail’s end to Boquete. We hitchhiked most of the way down, which I was pretty excited about. It took us 8 hours from start to finish and we barely caught the last bus back to David.
Our next stop was the Lost and Found Eco-Reserve, which is halfway between David and Bocas de Toro. The bus drops you off at the 42 km marker just outside of Villa de Mina and from there it’s a 15-minute hike to the hostel. Or if you’re me, a 25-minute hike to the hostel. Luckily Nick carried my pack and I took his significantly smaller backpack to the top.
Our first night we joined the dozen or so people staying at our hostel for happy hour and a foosball tournament. Which I won…or my partner Nico won, but I still got bragging rights.
When we first arrived at Lost and Found everyone was talking about a treasure hunt they were still trying to figure out so we gave it a shot our second day. The treasure hunt starts in a labyrinth right outside the hostel. From there it takes you from clue to clue and leads you deeper into the jungle, to the river, and finally a cave. The last two clues were back at Lost and Found. It ends with a rosetta stone you use to decipher a story in hieroglyphics. And our treasure: a bottle of rum.
Lost and Found
I didn’t want to leave the eco-reserve, but the boys were running out of time on their two week vacation and we still hadn’t been to the beach. Next stop Bocas de Toro, a collection of islands in the Caribbean next to the Panama-Costa Rica border. The islands are absolutely beautiful and Isla Colon, where we stayed, is the epitome of a relaxed beach town. There was even an older gentleman who followed us around the entire time singing Bob Marley. At this point Nick and Jon went into full blown Spring Break mode, so it took us three days in Bocas de Toro of drinking and recovering before we made it to the beach.
Jon Post-Party
The first beach, Wizard Beach, is a pristine surf spot on an isolated Caribbean island. The following day we did a snorkeling tour. First we stopped at Dolphin Bay, rightfully named for the many dolphins that live there. Our boat driver was able to get the dolphins to ride the wake of our boat.
Between our two rounds of snorkeling we stop at Red Frog Beach, named for a species of poisonous red frogs that once inhabited the area but are dying out.
Red Frog Beach
I should probably clarify that by snorkeling I mean I floated around on a life vest with my face in the water. I’m not the best swimmer and I don’t understand the ocean so it freaks me out. I’m constantly petrified of riptides, think every boat I step foot on is probably going to sink and automatically assume everything in the water is poisonous. Nonetheless, put a life vest on me and give me some snorkeling gear and I’ll be a happy camper.
Bocas de Toro is our last stop in Panama. Panama is an absolutely beautiful country that hasn’t yet been turned into the tourist hotspot that I hear Costa Rica has become. The boys and I have also met some great fellow travelers along the way. The first were James (a fellow wizard) and his girlfriend Maddy from Australia, along with another couple from Australia and England. Then there are Lewis from Australia, Marie from Canada, and Johnny from Israel. It’s nice to see familiar faces in unfamiliar spots. I only hope we haven’t given them the impression that all Americans are ASU frat bros on a perpetual bender…just Jon and Nick.